Elbows
It will be a quiet day today I think, Vickie pondered to herself, after
the ordeal yesterday with an orthopaedic surgeon, who attempted to
straighten her arm. "Are you sure it won't straighten" he said,
attempting it anyway. "Did you tell him I won't straighten?" Said the
elbow. "Yes of course I did" said Vickie, "but he tried it anyway."
"Well that's why you are sore today. I told you I didn't like it when
you do that. Look I'm just trying to hold it together" replied the
elbow. Vickie sighed. "Well, because you decided to grow new bone all
over and because you are severely arthritic, I'm getting you partially
removed." "What!?" Exclaimed the elbow. "Don't have a sore head about it
elbow, it's happening. In fact, it's the sore ridiculous looking radial
head that's getting the chop." "Oh, that's alright" replied the elbow
"I never liked him."
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